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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}

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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}

{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}

{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}

{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}