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WVAW-LD is a low-power television station in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, affiliated with ABC. It is owned by Lockwood Broadcast Group alongside dual CBS/Fox affiliate WCAV. The two stations share studios on Rio East Court in Charlottesville; WVAW-LD's transmitter is located on Carters Mountain south of the city.
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Portrait of a Young Man Wearing Lynx Fur, Gentleman with a Lynx Pelt or Portrait of a Man is a 1560 painting by Paolo Veronese, produced during his stay in Rome and showing similarities to his Baptism of Christ and The Anointing of David. It is now in the Museum of Fine Arts, in Budapest.
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