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Roy Hilton White is an American former professional baseball player and coach. He played his entire career in Major League Baseball as an outfielder for the New York Yankees between 1965 and 1979. With the Yankees, he won two championships in 1977 and '78, both over his hometown Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Uromenus is a genus of bush crickets in the sub-family Bradyporinae and tribe Ephippigerini.
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