{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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