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Bianca de Carvalho e Silva Rinaldi is a Brazilian actress. She is best known for her roles in telenovelas, especially A Escrava Isaura.
"}{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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KJSR is an American classic rock formatted radio station licensed to serve Tulsa, Oklahoma. The station is owned by Cox Media Group, with studios located in South Tulsa. KJSR's transmitter facilities are located in western Wagoner County, near Coweta, Oklahoma.
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
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Lamu Amatya was the first Nepalese trained–nurse. She received her nursing degree in 1954 and started working in 1956. In 2017, the Ministry of Health and Population of Nepal certified and declared her as the first Nepalese nurse posthumou