{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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Faces of Love is a 1977 Swiss French drama directed by Michel Soutter. The film, about three actresses in a film of Chekhov's Three Sisters and their relationship with a film director, has autobiographical references.
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